twinkie toaster
a twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.
jim:hey harry, what did you do last night?
harry:i met up with mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn’t find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
jim:nice dude keep it clean.
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