Twinkoid


the name of a person who skips cl-ss on the last few days before a holiday break, who is then stupid enough to text the teacher back when asked why they are absent.
mr. hall: hey, where’s isaac?
student: i think he’s snowboarding.
mr. hall: i’m going to text him.
teacher’s text: “youre in trouble when you get back isaac!”
return text: “in ur dreams mr hall”
mr. hall: that twinkoid!

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