Twinky Teddy
when a hole is cut into the crotch of a stuffed animal, and vehement coitus is performed with the animal, resulting in -j-c-l-t–n into the fluffy cottony innards of the animal. then leaving the stuffed animal on your little sisters bed to cuddle with.
i gave my little sister a twinky teddy for her 9th birthday.
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