when a hole is cut into the crotch of a stuffed animal, and vehement coitus is performed with the animal, resulting in -j-c-l-t–n into the fluffy cottony innards of the animal. then leaving the stuffed animal on your little sisters bed to cuddle with.
i gave my little sister a twinky teddy for her 9th birthday.
the scale from 1-10 of the twilight fan. 1 would be someone who likes the book, not so much the movie, and doesn’t veiw themselves as a twilight fan. 5 would be someone who is a fan of both the book and movie, but isn’t necessarily a twilight freak. 10 would be a huge twilight […]
- Table Spam
all that sp-ce-taking cr-p you find on tables at restaurants–extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, direct tv ads. . . “move this d-mn table spam, i need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings.”
- Taint Baker
when lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your -ss region and singes the hairs off your taint. man bruh, that was such a good light i think you got a taint baker off that. 1. one who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most […]
- Taint On Taint
a fictional sitcom on cbs starring ted danson as a proctologist in a post-apocalyptic detroit. part of a prank on dfw radio’s doyle king. dude, did you see taint on taint last night? it rocked my chode off.
- take it to the box
when you have a criminal case pending, and instead of making a plea deal with the prosecutor, you take your chances by going all the way to trial. guy: man they offered me 3 years. girl: are you going to take it? guy: naw, imma take it to the box