Twins

what a woman says when referring to her br–sts.
“man, the twins almost came out of my shirt to say hi!”
another one of the many referances to b-lls, t-st-c-ls cherries or big round things between a guys legs
omg that f-ck nugget just punched me in the twins! omg i was climbing over that fence and i tore my n-ts-ck on it and my twins jumped out and escaped
refers to b-lls, aka t-st-cl-s.
i like it when you lick big jim and the twings
one of the most annoying and awesome things on earth. on one hand you have this awesome person who looks just like you,and there a friend that’s always there for you. but at the same time you have to live with constantly being thought of as twins and its pretty hard to shake that off and become your own person. it’s f-cking annoying when your a twin and the teacher is like how your brother/sister? are you two fraternal? it kinda sucks to not be your own person sometimes.
person one: wow anna seems so awesome and unique.
person two:yeah,sucks that she’s a twin and she can never talk to people without the words “twin” in it.
person one: wow sucks for her.
a very good friend with similar interests or characteristics.
what up twin, you down for tonight?
20 dollars worth of weed (2 grams)
if u pitch in 5 extra dollars, we can get a twin
a twin is the one person you absolutly can’t stand, but can not live with out. they are always there for you. always annoying you. the one person you have the closest connection with. you share the same blood, same ideas, same qualities (at different intensity levels), however is usualy the opposite of you with the exception of own personality quarks. is your sibling, your best friend and worst enemy. your twin. your brother or sister. born at the same time you were. uncomparable, death contributing love.
i can not stand my twin!

my twin is my best friend.

i love my twin.

if my twin does that one more time, i will hurt someone!