twinsex
when a twin has s-x with their siblings girlfriend/boyfriend while pretending to be them.
1: my brother just tricked my girlfriend into having s-x with him by pretending to be me, should i murder him?
2: that’s some messed up twins-x right there dude. i would definitely murder him. and john, i’m here for you if you need me.
1: ok, thanks for the help girl. now that you mention it, i could use some company tonight, i’m feeling pretty despondent.
1+2 have s-x.
2: that was amazing john.
1: well, that’s because i’m his brother dave, johns still crying about me banging his wife.
2: -murders dave-
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