a twinkie, stuffed with a kitkat, then wrapped in bacon, then coated with batter and deep fried. may be served as is, drizzled with caramel, or chocolate. golden, artery-clogging, perfection!

may be found at some deep-fried food booths at your state or county fair.

a great accompaniment for a deep-fried snickers and funnel cake.
bob: i’m heading to the state fair. wanna come?
jim: gonna try your luck on the midway?
bob: f-ck the stuffed animals! i just want a twinx!
-a severely overweight boy between the ages of 12 and 18.

-usually a nerd who calls people n00b on counter strike, only taking breaks when he eats and even eating while he plays.

-also used as an easy nickname for this kind of person.

-originated by people going to skool in western pennsylvania.
(twinx)hey eric did you buy counter stike yet!?

(eric)no i didn’t, maybe you should stop eating and playing counter strike and go run around outside!


(twinx)shutup you guys are stupid n00bs
to immediately jinx yourself with a tweet post.
ho 1: “hey your tweet said your kids were still asleep and you were gonna get some recovery time”
ho 2: “they were. i twinxed myself.”
ho 1: “i told you posting that would twinx you.”
a jinx by a family member or friend that says” well at least you aint havin twins”. only for that exact thing to happen.
grandma: well back in my day accidents didn’t exist, but just be glad you aren’t havin twins.
me: yeah you are right
9 months later
baby 1:whhhaaaaaaa
me: noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
to be between two or more objects
take that hose twinx them buildings and put that fire out

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