Twipples
after giving someone a t-tty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a “twisted” position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the t-tty was twisted.
thus, twipples are twisted t-tties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
brian: hey pun, i have a question for you.
pun: whats that?
brian: how does it feel when i give you a “t-tty twister!?!?!” (grabs puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)
pun: owwwwwwwwwww you son of a b-tch!
brian: oh my god dude, look at your t-ts!
pun: holy h-ll, they are still twisted. they look like ice-cream cones.
brian: hahaha, you have twipples!!!!
an affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erect-tude.
i’d twipple those norks for a fiver
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