twisomnia


describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading twilight books or watching twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about twilight.
-facebook im conversation-

-what are you doing up so late?

-i can’t sleep. i just saw eclipse for the second time today. i’m too excited.

-oh, so you have twisomnia.

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