twist and shout


when one has such bad diarrhea that it triggers the an involuntary vomit into the same toilet resulting in a “twisting” movement while on the toilet.
after her going away lunch, jennifer has such bad food poisoning, she ended up having to twist and shout in the middle of the work day.
a combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase “twist and rip my f-cking heart out.” additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional h-ll, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. for example, “i can dig elvis,” “see you then,” and even the three little words, “i love you,” bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of elvis presley, and fear of beaches.
person 1: “wow, i’m kind of concerned. i thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water.”””

person 2: “i know. i talked to her a little bit ago, but i could hardly understand her. something about twist and shout?”
the act of putting your fingers into your lovers -n-s, grabbing hold, then you twist your hands and pull your hand out causing them to shout in pain
steve gave betty such a good twist and shout that her -sshole began to bleed
throwing up and diarrhea at the same time.
man i was so sick last night throwing up and diarrhea i didn’t know which end was gonna let go next. my friend you had a major case of twist and shout!!!
a method of masturbation brought to light in an episode of the hbo series real s-x whereby a man uses a twisting motion of his hand on his shaft and then lets out a vocal shout
“is jamie going to come out with us on a fun p-ss?”

“no, he’ll probably just sit at home all night doing the twist and shout.”

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