twisted jen
when someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans p-n-s and proceeds to twist it back and forth
david: “i’ve been p-ssing sideways for days.”
mitch: “why?”
david: “got a wicked twisted jen a few days back, still haven’t recovered.”
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