twisted misters


having a case of diarrhea
i had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.
a flacid p-n-s, moments after masturbation
as i exited the bathroom stall i could tell the other occupants knew what i had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

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