Twister
a fun romp of a game played with a spinner and a mat of colored circles. usually used as an excuse to touch the opposite s-x. a party game, oftentimes played after heavy drinking.
“dudes, look what i found in the closet!” mary exlaimes, stumbling into a wall as she said so. george, who has secretly had a crush on mary for some time, is very excited, “twister!” unfortunately, n-body is coordinated enough to get the game out of the box and everyone gives up when fred blows chunks all over it, except george. after covering himself with fred’s vomit trying to lay the mat on the floor, and finally succeeding, he notices mary half naked on the couch with fred and p-sses out in the corner, weeping.
one who violently torques the man’s p-n-s during a hand job in an uncomfortable manner, most commonly resulting in abrasions and/or contusions to the foreskin.
“d-mn b-tch, i didn’t know you was a twister, lighten up on that grip.”
“it ain’t a screwdriver baby, why you twistin’ so hard?”
another word for ‘tornado’ meaning “a violent windstorm” which is the actual definition!
wow, that twister must be atleast an f3
the most bad–ss movie made in 1996 about chasing tornadoes. it is the most referenced movie used for inside jokes among meteorologists and other weather geeks.
person 1: when going on a storm chase, do not go down bob’s road.
person 2: been watching twister again?
twin sisters who are bff, partners, etc.
my two kittens came from the same litter, so i called them twisters.
gay men or bi-s-xual men who attempt to get off s-xually by twisting their own scr-t-ms while defecating on another man’s back. difficult but intense!
i tried to hang at the club last night, there wuz too many twisters in the men’s room there!
the combination of ketamine and cocaine, cut together into single lines.
“lets all do some twisters, and let our hearts fight it out”
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