friendsgiving where you exchange gifts so you don’t have to see those f-ckers during the busiest f-cking month
what did frank give you for twistgiving after the cutting of the dry f-cking turkey?
- t*tration position
when you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. next whip out your d-ck and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that sh-t into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink. man […]
- thunder c*ck
a p-n-s that is so powerful it can shock the women while having s-x wow you have a huge thunder c-ck a p-n-s of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman brett’s thunder c-ck rocked elise’s entire world. she hasn’t been able to walk right for days. to […]
- pit kittens
cute baby cats who fight to the death, or until nap time and food, whichever comes first ! the pit kittens wake mommy up wrestling on her pillow! meowmey!
- stale yellow
a traffic light which has just turned from yellow to red, but you’re unable to stop safely, so you just go on thru as if it was still green/yellow. similar to stale green perry: dude, you just totally ran that red light! ray: meh. it was a stale yellow.
- love munchkin
a guy who will act like a baby just to get your affection but then turn into a beast. he is the guy you would wear a gold chain for that says love munchkin to show he owns you. he is a s-xy beast and a lovable other half. tim is my love munchkin so […]