twisticated
superlative form of twisted. beyond merely twisted.
jesus christ, my underwear got completely twisticated up my -ss crack somehow just now.
i hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.
there’s nothing worse than trying to free a kid’s toy from its packaging that’s been all twisticated in place with those sh-tty wire ties.
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