two dicks


an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and “huh?”, to which the butcher replies,”ya, couldnt be that stupid playin’ with one!” also common on archery ranges.
butcher: mate, you must have two d-cks!
apprentice:huh?
butcher: ya couldn’t be that stupid playin’ with one!

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