twisty buckle
a twisty buckle is when a woman grabs a man’s entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a county fair while the song “she thinks my tractor’s s-xy” plays in the background.
ah man, dju hear jed scream when suzie gave’m that dang’ol twisty buckle again?!
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