Twisty-dick
to become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.
also: quite literally, the victim’s p-n-s twists up and resembles a cork screw. only alcohol and the lubricating function of the v-g-n- can undo this twisty-d-ck-ness.
your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:
you: “awww.. who has the twisty-d-ck?”
your buddy: “… i have the twisty d-ck…” 🙁
you: “it’s okay, buddy… we’ll find a bottle of jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-d-ck…”
your buddy: “thanks, buudddyyy….” :d
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