Twisty flex


the movements one has after doing methamphetamine for days and days and days. the inability to sit in a chair without moving and flexing your body in peculiar ways.
d-mn yo, that girl be doing the twisty flex!! look at her, she’s all pretzeled up in the corner picking at her face!! chicken head!

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