twit-stalk
to surrept-tiously monitor someone’s social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.
she denied my friend request on facebook, so i just twit-stalk that b-tch.
i checked out her browser history and she’s been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a kobe special
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