twit twat
a girl typically of the teenage years that will sleep with anybody, a loose c-nt, and has no mental skills beyond that of a 5 year old.
“hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?”. “no man, she turned out to be a twit tw-t”.
defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.
rick “oh my god. why won’t your phone stop beeping!?”
trevor “it’s stupid chris and his twitter updates! first he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. it’s unbearable”
rick “what a…, a…”
trevor “what a twit tw-t”
rick “agreed”
a twitter without followers.
-what up with zero followers @ twittah?!
-have you ever seen a turtle get down?!
-you’re a friggin twittw-t! we can’t be friends any more.
a person who spraypaints anti- or pro- tw-tter slogans.
first, he began his campaign, by crude stenciled slogans which criticized the corporeal, socialists he found willing users to twit-tw-t on the brick and mortar facies of local cloud fame.
a twit-tw-t is someone who insists on using his or her smartphone or any internet device to look up information on whatever is being discussed, no matter how trivial or casual the subject matter is.
the word can also be used as a verb, such as when someone posts meaningless and trivial information online and insists on telling someone about it.
as a noun
person 1: do you remember who the lead singer of enigma is?
person 2: hang on, let me check wikipedia.
person 1: you’re such a twit-tw-t.
as a verb
person 1: did you guys check out that awesome commercial i just twit-tw-tted on facebook?
person 2: -sigh-
a dumb-ss who likes v-g-n-s.
i met the biggest twit-tw-t last night in da club, she wanted to get wit me.
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