twitard

pr-nounced twi-tard

one who takes fandom of twilight, by stephanie meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

they often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. they are also pr-ne to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with edward, and biting people’s heads of for just saying they didn’t like the book.
they’re worse than a rabid fan girl or a narutard: it’s a twitard.
a twitard is an obsessed fan of the suck -ss vampire series twilight.

twitards are dangerous. many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn’t like twilight.

if you see a twitard, act with caution. they may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with twilight it’s self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.
d-mn twitard pulled a knife on my granny all because she had never heard of edward cullen. wtf?
an obsessive fan of the twilight book series or movie. can be anywhere from ages 10-40.
“i wish those twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!”
a rabid twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.
if that twitard had any brains at all she’d not like that book half so much.
a person whose obsession with stephenie meyers’ twilight is so intense their mental capacities are depressed.
she’s such a twitard, she thinks that pale dude in bio is a vampire.
a pejorative term referring to a rabid, obsessed fan of the twilight series (a.k.a. twihard).

unlike regular twilighters, twitards practically worship the series (some even referring to it as the bible) and refuse to tolerate any parodies or critiques of their beloved obsession.

twitards are known for expressing their dislike of people who don’t like twilight (especially anti-twilighters) through the following:
-yelling or abusing caps lock/exclamation points
-cursing
-threatening
-violence (including, but not limited to, punching, beating, kicking, and fish slaughter)
-ad hominems (the most common ones being: “you’re ugly,” “you’ve never read the ‘saga'”, and “you have no life.”)
-false statistics
-expressing their and their friends unending love towards the series
-horrifying spelling, grammar, and syntax
person: i don’t like the twilight series.
twitard: omg!!1! how culd u not lyk twlight!?/1/?
person: well, i think edward is very abusi-
twitard: nooo!!!1!!1!1 edward iz just protetin bela hao culd u s4y such a thing all mah frendz luv teh saga 98% of teenz luv twilite &7 only 2%5 dont soooo ur just ugly hater w/ nooo lyf omg u a–hole!1!!!1!!!!11
fans of twilight by stephenie meyer

usually (a) lonely girls who think they haven’t been understood or (b) normal girls that don’t read too often
jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
girl a: well you can read twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that most of you idiots dont believe in!!
girl b: i l0v3 3dw@rd <33333 sup3r hawttt!!! jane: what? bob: oh those are twitards, get away