Twitch Slut
typically a thot who randomly decided to visit bestbuy and drop $800 on a new dell desktop. a twitch sl-t usually plays compet-tive games that are most likely to have a large following (counter strike, dota 2, league etc.).
comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties–to a casual corset. basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.
followers of twitch sl-ts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and north american men in their 60s who type sh-t like “bb” and “u lik 2 get f-cked by ur daddy i bet.”
twitch sl-ts are majoratively terrible at video games–but having large pools of followers –consequently the twitch sl-t paradox being born.
the old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () but now with the influx of twitch sl-ts, equations relative to the formula: t-ts + t-ts = popularity.
gosu1: “bro, went on twitch.tv this morning to watch some pros stream league.”
gosu2: “nice, bro. you learn anything?”
gosu1: “no. i spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who’s kda ratio was 1-19-1. i came when she started to pantomime-f-ck the banana that was superimposed on her screen.”
gosu2: ” that was no thot. that was a twitch sl-t, bro.”
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