twitcher

male who is so p-ssionate about bird-spotting her will rush anywhere in the uk at a moment’s notice just to see some rare bird.

see also: trainspotter
“we got to the gig only to find that the car-park was full of bl–dy twitchers looking for some fr-ggin’ cuckoo.”
a gaming term to describe someone who plays games that typically involve very fast paced action and require excellent reaction times to master.

cl-ssic arcade games such as missile command and defender require quick reflexes. unreal tournament and quake are more contempory examples.

typically with these games, you have little time to think. some players will be operating purely on instinct. the rapid movements they make is where the name comes from. the player will be twitching as they operate the controls.
john: d-mn, i thought i was good at tekken and then i played that j-panese kid.
sally: he doesn’t do anything but drink jolt cola, play that game and sleep. he’s a twitcher.
when you’re a hardcore camper and never get out of the same place just so you can get kills.
noob: omg! you’re such a camper!

twitcher: nahh, i’m a twitcher.
one who skillfully complains about a product or service via twitter to solicit faster resolution from companies anxious to please connected consumers.
did you hear about the twitcher who convinced his mobile carrier to remove his overage penalties by tweeting negatively about his unjust bill to his friends?
when a fully grown man says he has a v-g-n- and when you turn round he has forced ball n all through his legs just leaving his pubic region visible, we all laugh.
if he were then to turn round, open his legs and force his p-n-s back in the opposite to natural direction (his genitals would now be upside down,b-lls on top) and repeat in quick succession. his manhood would be twitching and therefore making him a twitcher.
” go on pie, do your twitcher you fat flatulent b-st-rd”