Twitching
to look at and admire females. also known as “bird watching.
jeff: “hey do you wanna go down to the beach? i fancy some twitching?”
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bob: “i love wearing sungl-sses, they are great for twitching.”
twitter b-tching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real b-tch on twitter
jeremy: “ugh i’m so sick of seeing caroline twitching all the time every time i check my twitter.”
jordan: “seriously. if i don’t care that her aunt pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then i’m pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won’t either.”
a combination of twitter and b-tching, where someone uses their twitter account to complain about life.
this guy cut me off and i was totally twitching about it later.
twitter-b-tching. b-tching on twitter. using twitter to complain.
“hi tweeps. please forgive my last tweet. i’m just twitching.”
or
“omg! did you see michael and leah’s tweets last night? they were twitching back and forth!!”
using a twitter account to snitch on people.
chris brown was totally twitching on lil wayne about the new years eve party violence.
twitching is when a person updates their status on twitter ridiculously frequently.
3:05pm – brandon is bored.
3:15pm – brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm – brandon is excited for crank 2.
3:45pm – brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm – brandon is clockin’out and off to the movies.
me and everyone else – brandon needs to stop godd-mn twitching.
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appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes s-xist, phrase: “two birds with one stone”. this is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. known basically as a “2 in 1” result. commonly used by acab supporters […]
- Two dead flies
worthless, not even worth two dead flies. he ain’t worth two dead flies
- two step to the taco
exactly what it states. similar to a kicker kicking a field goal. -note; taco in reference to the female vag. nancy took a two step to the taco from johny for being a dumb sl-t.
- twot clog
another name for tampon, also can be used to describe someone who is acting like a tampon. example 1: uht-oh, seems i need to change my twot clog. example 2: stop being a twot clog and let me have one of your fries.