Twitter grammar
the common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. also known as twitter ellipsis or larry’s grammar (after the twitter bird’s name).
twitter user: “had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6whatevero”
reader one: “what the f-ck?”
reader two: “don’t worry, it’s just twitter grammar.”
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