Twitter Parents
parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
“son i’m gonna take a shower”
“whatever”
“dude you have twitter parents”
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that feeling you get, when you’ve consumed too much of a good thing. like that last slice of pie you had after a gloriously over indulgent thanksgiving dinner. friend: ” what, you’re not going to chug the last of the gravy?” you: “i just can’t do it. i’m on the verge of being uncomfterfull…”
- unliturate
the uncultured, white trash way of saying “illiterate.” most often used in describing one’s capability for intelligent thought and speech. “thats how literate black people say it. im unliturate and white. “
- Uprider
an ab exercise which consists of laying flat on the ground with your hands tucked underneath your glutes followed by moving your legs up and rolling em in a bicycle motion while contracting the abs. gym rat: i think you should start implementing upriders in your weekly routine fatty: alright if you say so
- Urban Girlfriend
a girlfriend that publishes lies about you on urban dictionary. kyle: emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions? emma: your d-ck is one inch long kyle. kyle: no it’s not! you’re being quite the urban girlfriend right now! emma: fine, i’ll change it to two and a half inches. kyle: thanks […]
- Used a couple of times
this is an expression seen quite often on places like ebay or craigslist, basically an alternative of “you might be able to use it at least one time… if you are lucky” guy 1:selling blankets! only used a couple of times too!