Urban Girlfriend


a girlfriend that publishes lies about you on urban dictionary.
kyle: emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

emma: your d-ck is one inch long kyle.

kyle: no it’s not! you’re being quite the urban girlfriend right now!

emma: fine, i’ll change it to two and a half inches.

kyle: thanks babe.

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