twitter points


the number of friends you have on twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
she was dating three guys from the same office? wow, i bet her twitter points are through the roof!

i got 9 points. you?

the guy i was seeing? i caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

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