Two Left Hands
similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
benn: dude, don’t throw the ball to dave he has two left hands!
benn: d-mn it ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
ron: sorry man, i got two left hands.
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