twitter shit
when people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that’s happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on twitter.
my annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that i’ve been waiting to see forever to take a m-ssive twitter sh-t in my living room.
a dumb-ss
i can’t believe you just did that, you twittersh-t!
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