Twitter syndrome


this happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself “im not even gonna use this” but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
it is possible to have a twitter with out catching the twitter syndrome.

but be warned, 4 out of 5 people have twitter syndrome.
(twitter page)

john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!

john: headed off to school bleh …

john: man i hate math cl-ss!

john: yes finally switching cl-sses im going to see her<3 john: cant stop thinking about her<3 mike: godd-mnit john no one gives a f-ck about your life you dumb c-nt! d-mn twitter syndrome >:(
1 more definition
when someone sends you a message or im and it’s in a bunch of short abbreviated incomplete sentences that are less than 140 words.
mike: we have more slides to watch. waiting for pa room
lunch won’t be til late.

me: haha dude you have twitter syndrome.

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