Twitter Tooter


a twitter tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fict-tious twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
oh no … i just got a twit from jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ,” bark park “.

what a , “twitter tooter “.

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