twitter zombie


person of notoriety declared dead on twitter who is, in actuallity, quite alive.
bill cosby is the og of twitter zombies.
when you don’t do tweets for a while. but when you comeback you make the worst tweets ever made.
person 1: hey person 2 check out my comeback tweet “my fingers smells like poo, my feet smells like poo, my teeth smells like poo”

person 2: omfg!! dude you’re a twitter zombie!!!

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