Twitterbater
a person who has a twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.
guy #1 — “hey, guys! you should check out my twitter page, it’s crazy cool!” -walks off-
guy #2 — “think that guy knows no one cares?”
guy #3 — “yeah, definite twitterbater.”
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