Twitterling
the creatures that inhabit the land of twitter. constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.
marry- it’s been far too long since i tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
bill- marry you’re such a twitterling! come back to earth!
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