twittiquette
the unwritten laws of the acceptable and polite use of twitter.
flygirl838: putting bread into the toaster
flygirl838: looking in the cupboard for
peanut b-tter
flygirl838: eating toast with peanut b-tter
billybob: @flygirl838 who cares? you need to learn some twittiquette
the proper use of twitter and the etiquette that corresponds.
1. one cannot tweet too little
2. one cannot tweet too much
3. one cannot tweet about the same thing multiple times in a row
4. one cannot make their status and their tweets the same thing. too redundant.
5. one cannot tweet about every little aspect of their life (i.e. going to sleep, waking up, drinking my daily cup of coffee)
charlie: bro, that ethan kid, he has been tweeting about his stupid breakfast for the past 20 minutes.
ben: he has absolutely no twittiquette.
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