two backed beast
n. old literary term for s-xual copulation. the most famous being a quote from william shakespeare’s oth-llo where iago informs the king that his daughter has been having s-x with a black man. though modern high school students generally -ssume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was s-x face to face or in the missionary position.
“if you tell momma i was spying on you, then i’ll tell her you and jorge were making the two backed beast.”
william shakespeare. oth-llo. (1605): iago: ‘ i am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .’
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the “two-backed beast” is a euphamism for having s-x. for some reason, people can’t just say “having s-x,” they have to come up with a clever way to say it.
“last night i was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend”
b-mping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
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