two bob watch


australian slang.
two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
in todays terms ,together they form ” a 2 cent watch” .
would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
hence the ocker term “as mad as a two bob watch”

related – also see sh-thouse rat and cut snake.
laurie says ” keep an eye on wade ”
scott inquired ” why”?
dan says ” he’s as mad as a two bob watch” !!

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