Two Chair


def 1. a person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their b-tt.

def 2. one who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

note: depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
“hey man, check out that two chair on your right.”

“wow, that’s more like a 2.5 chair.”

“yea, definitely your team.”

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