two coons


the shortened version of the saying “two c–ns in a gunny sack” or “two c–ns friggin’ in a gunny sack” which refers to hunting racc–ns and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your c–n dog and them fighting and or friggin’ while in that sack together. they tend to get rather wild in there!!
me: “tanner, what did you do last night?”

tanner: “man, i drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two c–ns friggin’ in a gunny sack boys!!”

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