TWO DATE RULE
for average joe heteros-xual:the point at which if a woman has’nt decided to do you(trust me.-she knows.)…end.all.contact! either she’s not into you…or worse…she’ll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.painful as it may be-turn the page.helpful hint:the wealthier you become…the more the world looks like a catalog.
for lesbians & gays: shorten this to the “two eyeblink rule”
lucky f-x!
dude 1:”so you takin’ mandy out tonite?”
dude 2:”h-ll no.she talks too much.she keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is…and to top it off she’s maxed out the “two date rule”.next.
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