Two door shit


a sh-t of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

there are rumours of a three door sh-t, but these are as yet unfounded.

a four door sh-t would be legendary.
“christ! that stinks! bailey’s just done a two door sh-t!”

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