Two finger tap dance
a rhythmic form of v-g-n-l stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. this can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. while this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. this approach differs from the standard “come hither” goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.
ex 1 : ralph: “she was like going to explode when i was giving her the two finger tap dance.”
ex 2: joe: “aww man susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight.”
robert: “ohh dude don’t worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance.”
ex 3: dan: “sometimes i question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance.”
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