two fisting
a person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. individuals will often get two drinks at a time. when one is finished they get back in line. they can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. that way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.
guy #1: dude, are you two fisting it again?
guy #2: h-ll yeah! it takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
1. fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.
1. my wife love’s it when i am two fisting her p-ssy.
2. i love two fisting my sk-nky neighbor, -n-lly and v-g-n-lly. i rule!
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