two handed dismount
the act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. this is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn’t call you back. throwing her her clothes is optional. this move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.
this term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
i was at the bar the other night and brought home a really sk-nky broad. i had to make sure i got rid of her, so i gave her the two handed dismount. i felt kinda bad, so i threw her her clothes.
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