two flusher
a dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.
excuse me folks but i must hit the can. this could be a two flusher!
a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. sometimes it requires the -ssistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one’s partner), etc.
-flush-
dang, still here?
-flush-
later, sucker
“i had a two-flusher this morning mom!”
“that’s what you get for not eating your vegetables love”
(n.)a cr-p so m-ssive that is takes to flushes in order to not clog the toilet.
“man, i had to go to the bathroom so bad. that was a twoflusher.”
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