two for forty
when two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don’t want to be rude and you think f-ck it lets do both at once.
chris couldn’t work out which stripper to get a lappy from. he pondered should i take jade or jaguar? f-ck it two for forty.
if you’re h-rny, let’s do it
two for forty
my saddle’s waiting
come and jump on it
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