two-for
the opportunity to receive the value of two, for the price, effort or quant-ty of one.
person 1: “hey bruz, throw this gl-ss bottle at that noob over there….you wouldn’t.”
person 2: -under peer pressure- “i would too!”
-person 2 throws bottle- -bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a p-ssing cyclist-
person 1: “hahaha, you got a two-for!”
-person 2 is nowhere in sight-
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person 1: “well, i was with this girl, and all i can say, is she had a two-for.” -suggestive wink-
-person 2 backs away-
a two for one deal for alcoholic beverages (most popular in caribbean destinations) with purchase of first drink, one can distribute a free second drink to a companion or retain said drink for further consumption.
mike, attempting to ease the tention in the room, offered twofors for everyone at the bar that night.
2 grams of marijuana for $30. two-for-thirty
hey, wanna’ sell me a twofor? i’ll smoke you out!
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