two hand slam
two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. commonly done by males with an average p-n-s size to make them think it’s bigger than it actually is. if one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
guy 1: man, both of my forearms are super sore
guy 2: bro, it’s gotta be from all the jerking off
guy 1: no its not that…
guy 2: once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won’t hurt anymore. trust me
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