Two-Headed water snake


the act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.
jimmy : did you hear what happened to jessica?! someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

walter : f-ck it dude let’s go bowling.

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